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FOR IMMEDIATE RELEASE

Study Discovers Language is Important!

The University of College and School

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Everyone knows that the English language can be a real bear. Are writing issues dogging you? Well, there is no need to horse around any longer! WORDSCAN, a company to solve all of your language needs, is here to help. If you have battled with how to spell challenging taxonomic entities such as “cat,” struggle no longer – our expert staff (of one) can clarify everything about this obscure creature for you, as well as other confusing nomenclature pertinent to the animal kingdom.

People are often sheepish about their need for language assistance, but there is no reason to be shy – WORDSCAN can solve any vexing or pesky language problems you may encounter. Nick Laqualia, founder, is available at all hours, even on short notice – and, he has extensive experience with arranging letters into words. As Nick says, “Why, I use words just about every day!” 

Mr. Laqualia has worked with a plethora of other outstanding organizations. He also has a background in Mental Health (providing, not receiving – yet), and is fond of quoting a certain Dr. Robbins to help sum up his time in that profession: “There is no such thing as a weird human being. It’s just that some people require more understanding than others.” Nick’s background extends quite deeply into other fields, as well. Management, Sales, Counseling – oh, try WORDSCAN for just about anything!

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For more information, please contact:
Sal Minella, Publicist
laqualia@gmail.com

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